straight to face

When you really want to eat something.

instead of letting the cupcakes cool, they went straight to face

by Kildonon February 19, 2018

Double face entendre

A person who has two opposite personalities (Usually one is less preferable than the other)

"My ex-girlfriend is such a double face entendre."

by Mr. BigBig November 28, 2022

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Jeffy Face McJunior

A person or animal that exhibits a mental state that is filled with EXTREME anxiety and excitement. A life lived like and anxiety attack per-say.

“Emmy is being such a Jeffy face McJunior!” Or
“Ranger is so stupid he’s a Jeffy face McJunior!”

by Flower mound Flackavelli June 21, 2018

shit headed butt face

only to be used when someone is being a total ass and you want to sound like a dumb loser who can not come up with a better insult

you are being a shit headed butt face because you did not invite me to your birthday party

by oakley fatts January 30, 2021

jamming on face

To jam, or to jamalam. Relieving your self on a girls face e.g cumming in the eye or mouth.

Jamming on face

'Josh says to Gemma, Gemma get on your knees bitch i'm gonna jam on your face, yeh that's wot i fout bitch.'

'Yesterday i was like jamming on her face and now she ait my ting'.

by cat22546387 January 7, 2011

Big face

Just like a hog a big face is also a meaning for a tall skinny man

Wow that man… He is such a big face

by User T70 July 6, 2024