Whipped Creaming

When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.

"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."

by masterdarkly January 6, 2014

Pussy whipped

When you'll do anything to get pussy.

Chad: damn that bitch is ugly. Lane will do anything for a lay
Mark: his ass is pussy whipped

by Obbeeeyyyy May 11, 2014

pussy whipped

What a male's friends call him when they are too ugly, stupid or otherwise misfortunate to find their own pussy.

1: "Dude, Alan never comes to the pub anymore, he's so pussy whipped"

2: "Yea, what an idiot"

1: "Yea, pussy sucks anyway"

2: "Yea"

1: "Dude, you wanna play Call of Duty?"

by google911insidejob October 2, 2014

tanned whip

Where the penis slaps against the women's bottom leaving a mark that could be confused for a whip.

He gave his wife a tanned whip till she locked like a slave.

by Swaggy boy 21 February 23, 2015

Whip knee

When you plant your leg so many times doing the "whip" that your knee begins to ache

Damn man, I whipped so many times last night I got whip knee

by Theguywhoknew November 16, 2016

abby whip

the abby whip was a device used by Sherlock Holmes as a back scratcher. It was not the American definition of whip but rather whip as a long section of a tree.

"Watson, please bring me the abby whip then.chap, I've a terrible itch."

by CyndianaJones76 November 9, 2015

Whipping the porridge

A euphemism for masturbation

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016