pussy whipped

What a male's friends call him when they are too ugly, stupid or otherwise misfortunate to find their own pussy.
1: "Dude, Alan never comes to the pub anymore, he's so pussy whipped"

2: "Yea, what an idiot"

1: "Yea, pussy sucks anyway"

2: "Yea"

1: "Dude, you wanna play Call of Duty?"
by google911insidejob October 03, 2014
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