creamy wake up call

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.

by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008

Weak chin

Someone lacking a chin, whose mouth appears to be joined to their neck.

Ugh, I cannot stand David and his weak chin.

by MrMegaMcWang February 13, 2017

Weaksauce

Terribly insignifigant to the point of comedy

The man from X.I.M.I.A.N. was the true personification of absolute weaksauce douchery

by Bubb Rubb August 20, 2003

Weaksauce

Referring to a puny individual or a pathetic effort.

"Shadoe Sandford needs to get his weight up, he is such Weaksauce compared to Carlos."

by jeffy wallboy October 2, 2008

wakey-wakey

Modafinil. From the fictional Wakey-Wakey drug in the role-playing game Paranoia.

I'm going to find some wakey-wakey so I can finish this project by tomorrow.

by Mark Vale December 15, 2008

Weaksauce

Weaksauce(adj.) - A term used in place of "that is (lame/weak/gay/etc.)!"

(1)"Um...Honey, I think the condom broke."
"Weaksauce!"
(2)"Dude, you missed it! That fat chick just got punched in the face!"
"Weaksauce!"

by Garret June 14, 2004

Weak Paste

Having a power level below 9,000 and having the name of and have mixed emotions of people named Jen and totally sucking at Super Smash, then you are so weak paste!

Damn, Aaron you are so weak paste at super smash!

by LucasOwnsAaron December 17, 2008