Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.

Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!

by putinscrustyasshole January 19, 2020

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

sausage superstar

A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.

Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?

by Venus Fatale May 6, 2018

sausage sword

free range meat dick

Charlotte loves the sausage sword!

by The Butchrord February 20, 2018

Sausage-fit

Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.

"Hi, do you have these jeans in sausage-fit? I only want half of my arse inside."

by Sataneyes February 7, 2022

small sausage

A 'small sausage' is used to indirectly talk about someones dick size

You have a small sausage on your plate

by eurvbisvpbskviubve September 17, 2017

sausage harem

Opposite of a box party. A woman who holds court over a group of men.

Nancy was surrounded by her sausage harem.

by J-niner October 2, 2019