couch potatriot 

Someone who vigorously supports their country from the comfort of their couch.

"As a true couch potatriot, I stayed home during Corona virus and watched the news every minute… Man… if only I had more toilet paper!"

couch potatriot by Freybjorg May 2, 2020

Potato 

A term used to refer to a new page of the webcomic Homestuck on said webcomic's forums in place of the word 'update', to signify that the page has already been up for some time, so that people do not attempt to check for a new page when they have already seen it.

Oh man, you guys, I laughed so hard at the newest potato.

Potato by SirJorb January 1, 2012

Detroit Hot Potato 

When two dudes buttfuck each other, then proceed to put their butts together lining their buttholes up perfectly. Then, one of them shits a hard log into the other dudes asshole, who then pushes it back into the original dudes ass, and they work it back and forth as they please.

Dude, you up for a Detroit Hot Potato?

Detroit Hot Potato by Elton Michaels March 24, 2009

Potato! 

An exclamation or statement expressing the sentiment that one should never become so grown-up that one loses the ability to be childish.

Longer expressions that mean the same thing:
"Never get so battle-fatigued that you can't enjoy your shore-leave."
"Never work so hard to provide for your kids that you lose the ability to play with them."

Origin: In the children's book Wayside School is Falling Down, a boy named Calvin gets a tattoo of a potato on his ankle because "he likes potatoes." This expression is a reminder to always keep some of that simple innocence in your heart.

Barney: "Wanna go play laser tag?"
Ted: "Why on earth would I want to do that?"
Barney: "Potato!"

Guy: "Want to come over?"
Girl: "What would we be doing?"
Guy: "I'll give you a hint: it involves pillows and sheets. ;)"
Girl: "OMG we're gonna build a fort?!"
Guy: "..."
Girl: "Potato!"

Potato! by EdCasey143 October 21, 2012

Potato Salad 

An extremely addictive, potent, hallujuicenetic substance. Composed mainly of potatoe, egg, mayonaise,and chopped vegetables. The consumption of Potato Salad generally causes severe outbreaks of complete insanity. The effects of Potato Salad are hidden from non-potato salad users.

Dave:"I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!"

Chase:'dude, its only potato salad...'

Dave:"NO DUDE! I AM FREAKING OUT!!! *Howl*"

Chase:'MY GOD! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! ITS JUST

Potato Salad by BigNig May 7, 2005

Mashed Potato 

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

Mashed Potato by assarakh June 24, 2003

Hot Potato 

Heavy set girl on the dance floor that gets passed around by a group of guys.

We had a blast at the club last night passing around that hot potato.

Hot Potato by Papa Ev April 28, 2015