poop jones 

a man who you can blame all of your problems on

Bob: no more parking spots?
Alberto: that poop jones must of taken the last one.

poop jones by shartz mcgee January 25, 2009

Eat my poop 

Something you say when you are intentionally lying to someone, and they don't realize that you are joking. For instance, if you are making up a story about something that person did while drunk or high, if they legitimately believe you and you want them to know that you are kidding, you can say Eat my poop

Me: "Hey man, remember that time you were so blazed that we got you to drink your own piss"
Sejat: "Oh yeah, I think I sort of remember that"
Me: "Eat my poop"
Sejat "Oh fuck you"

Eat my poop by WeAreReunited January 30, 2014

Suit Poop

1. When some one is in a formal situation and needs to take a monster shit.
2. When some one actually poops in their suit. (not covered under the warranty at the Men's Warehouse.)

1. Your best man runs away from the alter due to a monster shit. He is about to take a suit poop.

Suit Poop by The Thundershits HOOOOOOOOO January 5, 2010

knife poop 

Knife poop (nye-ph)(p-oo-p )- n derived from English slang - a turd that splits your butt hole because it has to stretch so far causing excruciating pain due to the interior walls of your anus being ripped i.e jagged poop.

Omg my anus is bleeding! It must have been a knife poop!

knife poop by kat_aklysm July 21, 2011

Anxiety poop 

Having an extreme urge to poop when you have to make a decision at that very moment or with a large group of people, especially family members and everyone is being indecisive, not saying much, talking over each other.

You could also just start thinking about an event coming up that is going to be awkward and uncomfortable because of the people that are going to be there.

Sharon sent an email to her entire family asking if anyone wants to book a room for the Disneyland trip at that very moment because there are only 2 rooms left. Terry gets anxiety poop because she has not decided whether she is going or not.

Peg got anxiety poop when she started thinking about Jan being at the upcoming wedding that she was attending on Friday.

Anxiety poop by Terry & Peg forever September 13, 2011

Protein Poop 

The frequent, very solid, and sometimes painful poops which result from eating protein bars and/or protein drinks. This typically occurs from eating too many protein bars or powder, as the body cannot metabolize the supplement efficiently.

When taking too much protein:
These poops usually occur many times per day, stink very bad to the point of potentially killing small pets, can be very painful and solid, and can potentially damage your toilet.

Protein poops are usually accompanied by protein farts, and when combined together, will ensure that the individual does not receive any attention from the babes / hunks they were attempting to impress.

Can result in: loss of girlfriend, loss of cat, injury to most dogs, damage to toilet, and damage to ass.

Sam: "So I had my skinny ass at the gym today, and some big wannabe tough guy destroyed the locker room with his Protein Poops."

Erik: "That happens to Jason all the time, now he never get any girls because he stinks so bad."

Sam: "Yeah this tool also ripped a protein fart next to some girls and they ran outside."

Protein Poop by FITstudent2009 June 20, 2009

Poop Shy 

The uncomfortable feeling you have pooping in a public restroom when you're not alone.

The other day, I went to poop at the grocery store restroom but someone was still in the stall next to me so I got a little poop shy and waited for them to leave before I continued my poo.

Poop Shy by Glingo July 13, 2011