Hello darkness

When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.

Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."

by Bite za dust March 29, 2017

Laois Hello

Pronounced 'Leash', the Laois Hello is a method of greeting a member of the opposing gender in which the aggressor gets the victim in a quasi- forceful headlock and proceeds to unconsensually kiss them on the lips. This technique came to notoriety in the county of Laois, Ireland, hence the title it bears.

"No way boys, I just saw Ryaner give Tiffany the most questionable Laois hello of all time!"

by Humdinger McDaniels February 9, 2024

Hello

When you meet someone how you describe yourself

Hello no comes from English language in all animals fur countries

by Okgdvfcv December 3, 2020

Hello

Nobody:
Me: “posting this definition on urban dictionary is going to make me famous!”

Hello is a greeting word used to show happiness *also a song written by “pop superstar” Adele*

by howdy-hi-ho, Homer! November 28, 2021

Hello

a greeting
when ur bored and u have nothing better to do so you search up hello urban dictionary

hello there human

by canunot? January 17, 2023

hello

means hi :)

”hello”

”hi”

by Cheddar:) August 17, 2023

Hello

A friendly greeting when meeting someone for the first time

Hello Sir

by John2022222 February 7, 2023