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The Dickinson Rule

When you're playing Beer Pong and the ball goes past the opposition and underneath a shit load of furniture, everyone starts counting down from 5 and if the ball is not found, you either drink 3 swigs or sell items of the furniture.
The balls gone underneath the furniture! The Dickinson rule! Sell everything!

Or...you've been Dickinsoned
by PJeffz September 13, 2015
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self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.
I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.
by ManMan36 May 25, 2016
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Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.
"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."
by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017
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twittle dicking

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.
by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017
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duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."
by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017
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Jelly Dicking

When you are just fucking around on a normal sortie.
by I-dickery May 6, 2018
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Country Docking

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.
Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!
by SebiBaby May 27, 2018
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