Tummy Drum Dong Solo

The act of slapping your dick on your stomach before/after masturbating. To grab it at the base and swing it towards your stomach to produce a slapping sound.

When I was getting warmed up to fap last night, I did a Tummy Drum Dong Solo just to get more in the mood.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 3, 2013

mentally drunk

To be mentally crazy and make very weird decisions.

Dude, you were so mentally drunk that you had sex with a Mexican girl while you are in a relationship with someone else.

by PikaChar August 26, 2013

Street Drummer

A street performer, who plays drums solos, usually on buckets. Occasionally has dancers who dance to his beat.

Did you see that street drummer in Boston? That was sick!

by zamorak October 22, 2013

Hang Drum

Steek instrument that looks like a UFO

Dude have you seen that ? I wanna believe !

Calm down, that's a Hang Drum dude...

by GoldenchildVS October 28, 2013

stanley drunk

So drunk you'll get kicked out of fine oyster serving establishment.

Excuse me sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you have puked all over our silk and have been throwing your caviar at our other guests. You are clearly stanley drunk...

by dutchsydney February 6, 2014

too drunk to cum

so drunk that you no longer have the ability to "cum"
this applies to both men and women

my bae was rock hard but hes too drunk to cum and now his dick is flaccid

by sexplination June 7, 2014

Seattle Drunk

To be mild mannered and successful big city desk jockeys by day only to transform into righteous party gods by night. You can never actually impede someone once they've achieved seattle drunk, you can only hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers

by The Trufe August 11, 2014