A beverage manufactured by the traditional cider-making process, but by substituting the apples for dirty wet curtains.
Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.
Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.
Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.
Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.
'Did you see that Scania curtain-sider?'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'
by Arthur Damage April 4, 2007
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2.) A first name given commonly in the mid-western United States to describe an, "extremely sexy, funny, and overall bad ass individual."
3.) Term used to describe a local celebrity.
4.) Someone who quotes themselves. (In the same sense with "Ass Hat")
2.) A first name given commonly in the mid-western United States to describe an, "extremely sexy, funny, and overall bad ass individual."
3.) Term used to describe a local celebrity.
4.) Someone who quotes themselves. (In the same sense with "Ass Hat")
"Only Ass Hat's and Curtis Lee's quote themselves... Ha, I said that."
"Curtis Lee is like a wolverine!"
(also)
"Wolverine is like a Curtis Lee!"
"Curtis Lee is like a wolverine!"
(also)
"Wolverine is like a Curtis Lee!"
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by tired child January 24, 2010
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Cop 2: Is that a question?
Cop 1: lmao no
Cop 2: Yeah im not trying to get blown up 2 day tho
Cop 1: k
Cop 2: Is that a question?
Cop 1: lmao no
Cop 2: Yeah im not trying to get blown up 2 day tho
Cop 1: k
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She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
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