Scania

One of the best trucks ever produced, born in 1897 it is still going strong now, it is one of the only truck brands that has the great diesel V8 (proudly made and designed by scania them selfs)still going.

Dumbass: AMERICAN TRUCKS ALL THE WAY MY KENWORTH IS THE BEST DETROIT DIESEL CUMMINS CATARPILLAR ARE THE BEST ENGINES

Smart guy: bro the American trucks are dog shit, I’d rather drive a little 9litre scania with 250hp than those hunks of shit that dont even produce they’re own engine oh and by the way, kenworths use Daf engines any way so I guess you guys know that the euro trucks are beter too.

by HOLDENSCANIA September 19, 2021

Scania

scania trucks, a shitty european truck company that produces european semi trucks with v8 diesels. Any american semi is way better than one of these fuckheaps.

Idiot - BRUH SCANIA SEMIS ALL THE WAY!!!!!
Smart guy - Bro, i'll take a freightliner, international or kenworth over that hunk of shit any day of the week.

by p-oiupyuyt November 15, 2013

scania wheelnuts

When a woman wears a scimpy top in arctic conditions. "Chapel Hat-Pegs" springs to mind, but not quite as prominent.

Look at those Scania wheeelnuts, it must be bloody cold outside.

by Jadio August 14, 2003

Scania axel

Someone foreign that came to the country on the back of a lorry (scania)

My mate barry we call him “scania axel” cuz he’s illegal

by Sicklyfood January 1, 2022

University of Scandal and Corruption

A Los Angeles-based university that boasts numerous scandals and years of corruption in an attempt to appear as an academic elite and an athletic powerhouse.

If you want to feel embarrassed as an alumnus, then graduate from the University of Scandal and Corruption.

by G. Floyd November 13, 2021

USC - University of Scandal and Conceit

University of Scandal and Conceit, led by Sad Max, became the most corrupt college administration in history. A med school dean was found with a drugged-up 21-year-old woman; he was allowed to remain on faculty, see patients, and raise money until 2017. An FBI sting caught the men’s basketball associate coach taking thousands in bribes. The film school’s chief panhandler, Queen Elizabeth, collected a mountain of dead students while accepting cash from an inside trader ($5M) and director Bryan Singer ($5M) - he was accused of sexual assault of a minor. Queen Elizabeth rejected a $5M female scholarship endowment by rapist Harvey Weinstein only after a student-led petition labeled the gift “blood money.” An entire class of graduate students in the School of Art and Design quit in protest due to poor instruction and academics. A gynecologist sexually abused hundreds of students over 30 years. He resigned with a financial payout. USC declined to inform patients or report him to the state medical board until a nurse filed a complaint about the doctor to an on-campus rape crisis center. An athletic director allegedly accepted more than $1.3 million in bribes including $500K from actress Laurie Loughlin. Loughlin’s daughter, Princess Jaded, bragged on YouTube about attending USC only to attend parties. TMZ found Princess Jaded sunbathing on the head of the USC Board of Trustee’s $100M yacht in the Bahamas when the scandal broke. Apparently, Laurie was not playing with a full house.

Teen: After high school, I want to go to USC - University of Scandal and Conceit.

Parent: The University of Scandal and Conceit? Perhaps you should rethink your options. You have a "C" average. I don't have $10,000 to bribe your way into the university and you don't even play water polo.

Teen: Horses can swim? You don't need to bribe anyone because I'm going to be a film student.

Parent: You want me to pay Queen Elizabeth $1,000 a credit so she can attend European film conferences, while collecting $65,000 a year just for sitting on the board of an editing software company? All you will get after graduation is a job answering phones in West Hollywood and running to Ralph's to restock the production company's kitchen.

Teen: I spend all my time on my iPhone now.

Parent: You're going to a community college for two years, then you can transfer to UCLA, Cal State Northridge, Cal State LA, or Cal State Long Beach. Steven Spielberg had a "C" average in high school and he went to film school at Cal State Long Beach.

Teen: I guess I'll hang out with the Queen Mary for a couple of years.

by G. Floyd December 13, 2020

Shania

Strong,fearless,spiritual,smart and creative just a few words to describe her,she's a go-getter,a fighter, she lights up whenever she talks about something she's passionate about,not afraid to be herself and say what's on her mind even if no one else agrees. she doesn't let the world define her or tell her who she gets to be or who she should be. She's beautiful and attractive but pays very little attention to that since she is a strong believer in celebrating a person's character rather than their appearance. She can be quite opinionated but that just stems from the fact that she's not afraid to be different or to think differently. Shania's are caring, independent, somewhat messy at times and great listeners by nature. If you ever meet a Shania take time to get to know her, don't be quick to assume things about her. Give her space to be herself and remember to always exercise patience .Learn to read between the lines for she may be shy at first but when she's comfortable enough around you, you'll get to see everything that's crazy, fun and meaningful about her.........

She's quite an unusual person she must be a Shania.

by DreamingSky July 25, 2018