Definitions by Rumpleforeskin

Magazine rack 

Someone with emotional baggage, personally disorders, attitude problems etc. The label of "magazine rack" comes on account of them having plenty of issues.

Me: So I was thinking about trying to hook up with Felicia from accounting.

Co-worker: I wouldn't if I was you, she's crazy, a total magazine rack.

Magazine rack by Rumpleforeskin August 21, 2016

Shower curtain 

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.

"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."

Shower curtain by Rumpleforeskin July 11, 2012

dumpfriend 

A friend who likes poo, or aboriginal.

"Ben is my dumpfriend and tobes is a coon"

dumpfriend by RumpleForeskin January 23, 2004