Rice Cooking

When you make a huge dildo out of your solidified semen and then stick it into any hole of your dead and burning enemy.

Alright Mikey, its been 3 goddamn months and you don't got our fuckin money! Looks like I gotta do some rice cooking up your brand new pussy!

by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

im cooked

Your done for , tired of explaining yourself , exhausted , your doomed out

“ he cheated on me again “ , im cooked .

“ nobody understands me “ , im cooked .

by theylovemeidkwhy April 3, 2024

cooking fever lady

She is a hot creamy filled lady who would look so good naked and in bed

cooking fever lady is so hot you should of seen her last night she had her huge bajonkers out

by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022

caden cook

Pushing him self to far has a great girlfriend. LOVES SUSHI. Biggest perv ever. He can be black but wight as helll

That guy is such a Caden cook

by Mr.thing March 28, 2019

cooks

Feeling sorry for someone because something bad happened or something sad.

Nadi: I fell into the pool
Stazia: Oh cooks
Nadi: Cooks for daysss

by im ya girl March 7, 2019