Dirty Carpet Syndrome

General everyday hygiene required before having sex.

...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.

She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.

by imkite April 12, 2009

Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.

Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.

by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008

Carpet Bombing

The act of leaving excrement on your partners pubic hairs during a sexual act.

Sally screamed in disgust as bill layed a huge carpet bombing run down her pubic region!

by dgtlchlk November 17, 2003

carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog April 8, 2006

carp

Often used by stupid retards, supposedly meaning crap. EVEN THOUGH IT MEANS FISH!!!

Liz is such a freakin lurd. She uses carp instead of crap, claiming that it means "complain" which makes no sense whatsoever when she randomly says it in math class. She didnt even know that carp was a fish. That retard.

by LizHater May 23, 2004

carpenter

What Jesus did as his part time job lol

Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit

by Rupert "dong" Dupert January 6, 2008

Carpet Shark

Slang term for a lesbian.

That carpet shark is with a different womann every night.

by Paul P June 25, 2004