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alternatelligent

Something outside "the norm" which is really quite smart.
Cooperative Businesses, Organic Ethnic Food, Pierced Eyeglasses
by InaGoddessEye December 16, 2004
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An After n' Before Guy

someone who jacks off when they get home right after school and right before they go to bed at night.
yo i'm gonna try not to jerk off for 3 days. I bet u can't do that!" "Alex: you're right, I'm more of an after n' before guy
by Alexx93 June 18, 2010
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Alterasta

Similar to Rastafari religion and culture but celebrated with alternative, electric, or rarely house music in place of reggae. General alterasta population still wear the red yellow green and praise Bob Marley.
p1: Were those potheads at the rave rastafarian?

p2: No, they were alterastarian.
by alterasta May 9, 2010
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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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alteros

Another name for one of the most used breath mints... Altoids...
1: dude ur breath smells like a donkeys ass
2: yeah I could use an alteros right now.
by Zalum January 20, 2014
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alternian

A language used by trolls on homestuck it is read from bottom to top and right to left it resembles daedric but upside down and reverse hence the alternate
Karkat was speaking to sollux in alternian
by HometuckObsessed March 4, 2015
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alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.
My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.
by Aireas April 2, 2016
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