Wasted cans

When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.

Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans

by Cmikesell July 15, 2016

wasted upload

Wasted upload means: you uploaded something to (for example 9gag) and it didn't get very popular and now you have to wait before you can upload again

1st guy says "oh man I can't wait to upload this to 9gag it's gonna be so popular I will get to hot in no time"

(3 hours later)

2nd guy "dude have you seen your post it's not doing so hot"
1st guy "what do you mean?"
2nd guy "see, your post only has 17 points and 4 comments"
1st guy "oh man! I can't believe it, it was such a wasted upload and now I have to wait before I and can upload again"

by silas ahm lemming November 20, 2016

wasted

50\100 off your lifetime.

i am wasted.

by i am a boy that hates skcool June 1, 2017

Wastie

When your resource manager is being unhelpful....everyday.

Yoooo Garry is being a Wastie today.

by Helpfulless June 5, 2017

Wasted

When someone has had way too much alcohol and he/she can barely tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

"Look at that wasted guy....it took him twenty seconds just to light a cigarette"!

by LAZI August 8, 2017

Wasted

Getting so fucked up that the following happen: vomiting, blacking out, not being able to stand, cannot walk straight, feeling like death, going numb, incredible stupor.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy outside of the dorm last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.

by Outdoorsman8k August 20, 2017

wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017