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Wal-mart Mad

Is when your in Wak - Mart and the persion you went to Wal- Mart with pissses you off so bad you want to hold everyone in Wal--Mart hostage, have a 6hr stand off with police.,then commit death by cop .
I went through my bf phone while he wss sleeping, and when he woke up he was definatly Wal-Mart mad .⁰#
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The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
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Go To Wal-Mart

Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...
by walmartguy May 2, 2011
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There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.
"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"
by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011
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2 Dolar Walmar

"i coulda got da shit 2 dolar walmar"
by Tohst September 2, 2022
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Imma become re-wallmart

To say that you will become a re- and then wich ever shop you re going to visit is slag used by cool people who actually have a life
Person one: Yo Imma become Re-Wallmart you want anything?

Person two: No Im actually finna become Re-dunkin Donuts actually.

Peraon one: Ok then
by BrodyFRFR April 9, 2024
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I'll see you at wal mart

"I'll see you at Walmart" is an expression that was reportedly created by a US army soldier in the Tacoma Seattle area. It has since gained popularity and spread throughout various urban communities. The origins of the phrase are unclear, but it is believed to have originated as a way to challenge or threaten others in a confrontational manner. While the exact meaning and usage of the phrase may vary among different groups, it generally conveys a sense of aggression and a willingness to engage in physical altercation. As with any potentially violent language, it is important to use the phrase responsibly and with caution, as it can easily escalate a situation and lead to harm.
Hey, shut up
Who are you talking too
You
That's ok, I'll see you at Wal Mart
by Introvert95 April 2, 2023
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