Turlyball

effeminate male

He is a turlyball looking for fun.

by YoBoyToy February 21, 2009

turbo tunatron

diminutive member of the thunnus cuntthus family generally found in bodies of water in teh ottawa and kingston areas (Canada). A very rare and endagered breed, as the odour of the female often deters potential mates. The tunatron is best known for its bizarre eating habits, often engaging in cannibalism, not having the mental capacity nor the vision to distinguish species. In 1990, the Canadian Parliament amended the Environmental Protection law (csp 431) to include a moritorium on this particular family of fish, although it is considered redundant due to the low commercial value because of the fish`s acrid taste.

you swim as fast as a turbo tunatron, if not, you would be just as worthless.

by mbmbmb February 23, 2009

Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.

As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'

by DJ Poker February 25, 2009

turtlestach

inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.

Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.

by naughty noel June 20, 2009

Turbo Blasted

The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.

Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet

by SMOKE28g January 8, 2010

turbo chank

an asian-american male, who wears wife beaters and timberlands and walks everywhere to the song "move bitch."
also, he finds women to be a nuisance. they are just playthings.

David: "Shut up chank! Look at my wifebeater and tims."
Nick: "Damn I wish i was a turbo chank like you."

by pack 26 November 30, 2009

turmulent

A portmanteau of the words turbulent and turmoil.

"My life has been rather turmulent lately."
"That was a turmulent situation! I didn't think that bank robber would ever leave."

by schwerpunk May 1, 2010