Green Tongue Plague

A hangover the morning after drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day.

"Hey man! Did you have fun on St. Patty's Day?"
"I sure did bro. Me and the boys were HAMMERED!! I woke up naked on the 18th with the Green Tongue Plague!

Green Tongue Plague by TangClock March 17, 2010

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Bag Tongue

When your tongue is sore from licking a ball sack and you were very dehydrated so when the tongue tries to lick the ridge of the wrinkles in said ball sack, the dehydrated tongue gets sore without the proper lubrication.

Eve: "OUCH!!!"
Adam: "oh my, are you okay, what happened?"
Eve: "I have bag tongue. I tried to eat these potato chips but I forgot I got bag tongue when we fooled around last night"
Adam: " You should stay hydrated during our long sessions of love making."

Bag Tongue by 214L September 20, 2019

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granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.

the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.

granny tongue by G June 7, 2003

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Ox Tongue

when a slag has had sex so many times she has loose skin hanging out of her phagina which resembles an ox tongue

"i fucked this slag so hard, so many times that she totally ox tongued me, the worthless skank"

doc: this is a bad burn you will need a skin graft

slag: what skin will i use

doc: how 'bout that fucking fat ox tongue hangin' below your hot pants

Ox Tongue by Anonymous (Evan) September 17, 2005

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Salt-Tongue

1. Speaking saltily; repetitively "going off" and roasting people in an epic fashion.

2. The condition of having a dry mouth.

1. Yeezy had that salt-tongue at the VMAs.

2. Ugh, all this running is giving me that salt-tongue, you got any water?

Salt-Tongue by rudester34 July 5, 2015

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White tongue

Used to describe someone who is a suck up and tries to gain favor. They suck d*** similarly to kissing one's ass (brown nose).

Jay is always trying to be the favorite... He's such a white tongue

White tongue by GrizzGrind August 17, 2015

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The tongue of joseph

A person who lies compulsively

That person speaks with the tongue of Joseph, every word out of their mouth is a lie!

The tongue of joseph by Season with dill January 30, 2020

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