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Definitions by 214L

This is the opposite rehab.

It's not falling off the wagon, it's willfully jumping off the wagon.

The glorious, chaotic undoing of self-improvement. The exact moment you decide that “balance” is overrated and tequila counts as therapy.

To actively reverse all the progress your sober self made — out of curiosity, spite, or vibes.
Example 1:
“Bro said he was doing Dry January, but it’s only the 4th and he’s already double-fisting margaritas. Man’s in Dehabuary.”

Example 3:
“Rehab was the trailer. Dehab is the movie — rated R for relapses, regrets, and recreational everything.”

“She deleted all her dealer’s numbers after therapy, but texted three of them last night. Classic dehab.”
dehab by 214L October 11, 2025

Bag Tongue 

When your tongue is sore from licking a ball sack and you were very dehydrated so when the tongue tries to lick the ridge of the wrinkles in said ball sack, the dehydrated tongue gets sore without the proper lubrication.
Eve: "OUCH!!!"
Adam: "oh my, are you okay, what happened?"
Eve: "I have bag tongue. I tried to eat these potato chips but I forgot I got bag tongue when we fooled around last night"
Adam: " You should stay hydrated during our long sessions of love making."
Bag Tongue by 214L September 20, 2019
To starve ones troops in the game of Evony. To not let anyone know you are almost out of food. To miscalculate your food intake for Troops
Man, I proctored my troops again, oh...... I didn't notice how much food they were taking in. FML
Proctor by 214L December 8, 2009

nascar trick 

A type of trick, the type where the person pulling the trick comes at you from all angles in an attempt to make the other person start weavin and bobbin because they don't know where to go because of all the angles.
Look at him weavin and bobbin, she must of had a nascar trick up her sleeve.
nascar trick by 214L June 12, 2009