The Wein Church is a church and religion that revolves around the idea that all people deserve big titty anime girls.
by LimetHeboss May 29, 2021

The place you go to get your dick sucked, or anal fuck your opponent after breaking 100 points in fantasy football.
by Two Hundo Buddah September 30, 2023

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists
by Sexydimma June 15, 2012

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.
by mellowd June 23, 2021

by justme62 February 28, 2015

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024

by shvlbssym December 1, 2022
