Santa Deniers

Based people

Mike Wildston and Joliet Roberts are famous Santa Deniers in the State of Alpine.

by PencilBuzz August 17, 2023

Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT

Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019

Santa’s Dick

A shot of rumplemintz

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.

by conje June 5, 2021

Santa

A big fat chubby guy that sneaks down your chimney in a too tight red jump suit hoping to steal your cookies. Santa may be old now but back then he was quite the chick magnet.

Santa is a human too!

by Marshmallow gal January 3, 2020

Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.

Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.

by Dano Luvoe June 30, 2021

Santa

A man that breaks into your house spy’s on you and don’t get arrested plus he has a waist line bigger than 3 reindeer

dasher- oh no there’s Santadancer-umm Santa can you mabye lay off the cookiesSanta-shut up or I give you to a kidruldolph-PLEASE I’VE WANTED YOU TO SO THAT FOR 20 YEARS

by Weird dog lover08 December 19, 2018

santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.

John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.

by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019