Telephone

What people used in the 1300's and before. The telephone was often used by dinosaurs as a fetch toy. Telephones are like cell phones, only 100 times worse because they are the primitive version. The first person to make a telephone was God's great grandfather.

Last time I heard that I had to get off of my telephone.

by My Name Is George July 11, 2011

television

1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.

Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."

by Kerb November 29, 2004

telly

its the slang word for hotel

Let's get nasty from the car to the telly
Benzino f/ Lil' Kim, Petey Pablo
Rock the Party (Remix)

by Ali November 24, 2004

teledildonics

Electronic dildo to dildo communication systems for the purpose of communicating dildonic telemetry over short or long distances over a variety of networked mediums (i.e. teledildonics over token ring, teledildonics over ethernet, teledilconics over TCP/IP, et. al.)

Hey Bob, connect to my multiplayer teledildonic system on 127.0.0.1:69 !!

by DMD March 7, 2003

telly

British slang for television.

I need to go watch the soccer game on my new flatscreen telly.

by AYB March 11, 2003

tell

A card player's mannerism that gives away the strength of his hand

The rule is this: you spot a man's tell, you don't say a fucking word

by madone January 14, 2008

Rusty Telescope

After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope

Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.

by Cworth28 April 20, 2009