campbell syndrome

When you are just clingy and a fucking idiot

Steve: I think she has the Campbell Syndrome

by Mean Kids of HHS May 18, 2016

Crush syndrome

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.

She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.

by MLG_pro_69_420_Blaze_it September 18, 2016

Bouchard Syndrome

Patient may present with a proponency to not give a fuck about a damn things, specially all the bullshit happening in this world. Effective treatment are, caffein, alcohol and 2 double cheese burgers with crisp bacon.

Person 1 : Hi how are you ? Person 2 : Fuck off loser (Bouchard Syndrome)

by BMAM September 5, 2016

The Reyes Syndrome

The Reyes (KING) Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the person with this mental disorder cannot determine the difference between constructive criticism and insults. People with this syndrome may also be obstinate and brash. Some examples of this may be that they are unable to take advice or even listen to people in some circumstances. When confronted with someone with Reyes Syndrome, please be patient with them as they do not recognize if you can be trusted or not.

"Why cant he just listen to my advice? I'm just trying to be nice to him..."
"Be patient with him, he has The Reyes Syndrome."

by Yugure Tatsumi July 28, 2021

LumberJack Syndrome

After a hat is removed, the phantom feeling like it is still there. Especially a winter hat.

Man I took my hat off like an hour ago and I just cant shake this lumberjack syndrome.

by Reverend W January 19, 2013

Ignoramus Syndrome

Noun
- Someone who is incredibly ignorant or stupid beyond any standard of reason.
- Someone who holds relatively extreme forms of ignorant beliefs.
- Someone who is impressionable or inclined to gravitate towards extreme or otherwise ridiculously ignorant beliefs/ideologies.

Cult members or adheres to radical political beliefs likely suffer from Ignoramus Syndrome.

by MadCentre January 25, 2013

mobilophosession syndrome

a new age disorder; with the most visible symptom being an obsession with mobile phones to the extent that one wants to keep changing ones cell phone and buy new or different models but keeps it in ones possession for only a short period.

Man!! he bought another phone again!! i think he has mobilophosession syndrome.

by newagekid May 22, 2012