Bulldog syndrome

When your balls are so big they stick to your legs on hot days

Ive been sitting in this chair so long i have bulldog syndrome

by MrChikan December 2, 2019

Chastity Syndrome

Constantly telling lies, especially when the truth is better.

Henry, you lie so much. I would bet you have Chastity Syndrome.

by Jennni December 3, 2019

Milkdud Syndrome

A serious psychological disorder that affects women specifically after giving child birth. Milk dud syndrome occurs after being coupled with the lack of much-needed self-confidence and the need to show off ones breast while breast feeding to the public for personal attention.

Female 1: Why does this lady feel the need to whip out her saggy breasts in the line at Walmart to feed her child?

Female 2: Oh she must have MDS, milkdud syndrome, It occurs and women who have a lack of self-confidence after giving birth.

by #TAOW February 1, 2020

Kiwani Syndrome

The 'kiwani syndrome' is a rare and extremely dangerous disease. The clear signs of this syndrome are the following; extreme restardenes, loud screaming at random times, no kind of awareness, being bad at games and one must be ginger to obtain this syndrome. When in the state of "playing overwatch" the syndrome can be dangerous for humans inside a 30 meter radius. The syndrome is easily obtained. Avoid infected cunts at all time for your own safety.

The kiwani syndrome will fuck u up.

by MacOssi March 19, 2020

Simpsons Syndrome

When a TV show keeps on going.

And going...
And going... Long after its quality went down the tubes.

Usually because the channel that airs it is making big bucks and absolutely refuses to let the creator end it.

"The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1999. Why do they even try anymore?"
"Simpsons Syndrome"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 2, 2020

Jew Syndrome

A mental disorder in which one supports Israel.

Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.

by Liban July 12, 2020

Rene Syndrome

Rene Syndrome affects 1 out of 6 people. It happens when you realize that your co-workers already know how bad you are as coworker and team player.
Whenever this happens the affected person usually starts to complain about the work, the processes and how good things were in his last company. Every single day.
The environment become toxic and unbearable whenever the person is around.
Usually he or she becomes some kind of company meme.

The "Rene": I can't work like this. I don't understand who people make money this way. On my last company, I could do this, work from home, had a great environment, etc."
Coworker: I think you have Rene Syndrome.

Or as we say in Portuguese: "Na Nokia é que era!"

by No Pants Gnome July 24, 2020