A real skank monster with an unquenchable thirst for semen and attention. Often confused as a typical slore. There are similarities but the Slore Lord is truly one with the dick sucking ways. Excels at lying cheating and blue balling to an extreme that would not be found in a typical pack of slores in public. They often blend in with there environment well and they excel at tricking, lying, deceiving and eventually destroying the very essence that is man.
" A yo Erika sucked like five dicks last weekend at my party... isn't she engaged? Sounds to me like you aren't dealing with just a typical slore but a Slore Lord"
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Used to maintain credibility of taste even when you're watching something horrible on the grounds that it's hilarious.
I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.
by TylerDurden365 January 27, 2010
Get the Jersey Shore Exemption mug.Founded in 1923, Shorecrest Preparatory School (SPS) is a wannabe elitist school for posers in St Petersburg, Florida. Despite being a campus primarily comprised of portables behind a facade, Shorecrest has succeeded in luring the children and money of suckers for many years, mostly due to the parents' pathetic desire to pretend they're important while their children end up worthless druggie losers shuffling through the halls of many a junior college across these United States after failing out of some average state school.
Nonetheless, Shorecrest strides along telling all who will listen just how great they are, a note that only falls on the ears of the ugly and/or fat but rich, the once-poor newly-rich, those with an inferiority complex, and they who pose.
SPS fields a decent array of athletic teams, which all are beacons of mediocrity year in and year out. Taking the field, they suit up in hideous green and highlighter yellow uniforms, which they claim are kelly green and gold (clearly a symbolic microcosom of a distorted perception and losery obsession with mock-wealth and ensuing clinical envy), and actually serve as a distracting element to aid their poor athletic endeavors. These blaringly fugly unis are normally adorned by a lightning bolt somewhere, though lately SPS has been brave enough, dorky enough, and posery enough to steal the snakey looking S from the Slytherin House of Hogwarts from the childrens' book series of Harry Potter.
Shorecrest's lush 23-acre campus of portables and pine needles is nestled between festering swamp land, a faux-neighborhood of poorly built homes, and a powerplant that probably gives off enough radiation to explain both the failures of Shorecrest alumni, teachers and their woeful state of denial and thereby protective pomposity.
Nonetheless, Shorecrest strides along telling all who will listen just how great they are, a note that only falls on the ears of the ugly and/or fat but rich, the once-poor newly-rich, those with an inferiority complex, and they who pose.
SPS fields a decent array of athletic teams, which all are beacons of mediocrity year in and year out. Taking the field, they suit up in hideous green and highlighter yellow uniforms, which they claim are kelly green and gold (clearly a symbolic microcosom of a distorted perception and losery obsession with mock-wealth and ensuing clinical envy), and actually serve as a distracting element to aid their poor athletic endeavors. These blaringly fugly unis are normally adorned by a lightning bolt somewhere, though lately SPS has been brave enough, dorky enough, and posery enough to steal the snakey looking S from the Slytherin House of Hogwarts from the childrens' book series of Harry Potter.
Shorecrest's lush 23-acre campus of portables and pine needles is nestled between festering swamp land, a faux-neighborhood of poorly built homes, and a powerplant that probably gives off enough radiation to explain both the failures of Shorecrest alumni, teachers and their woeful state of denial and thereby protective pomposity.
Uh, I go to Shorecrest.
by who11 November 28, 2006
Get the shorecrest mug.Shore Regional High School is a school in West Long Branch, NJ where a plethura of different species of children gravitate most notably wiggers, newfags, band geeks, jocks etc. It's a shock that this school can win anything considering they were the only football team to ever lose to Mater Dei. The teachers here are so oblivious that familiar pastimes include getting high on the bus or getting drunk in class. One of the oldest members of the Shore Dynasty is Ms. Williams and she is a founding father of sorts. Nothing great comes out of Shore so if you go here then by now you must realize your life is a joke and you're not going anywhere in life. In fact you may end up teaching there are repeating the cycle when you're older...go figure.
Things that can be found here are: The Landragon, Shore Whores, and Anthony Palumbo
Things that can be found here are: The Landragon, Shore Whores, and Anthony Palumbo
by Lassal July 13, 2011
Get the Shore Regional High School mug.We're not from Illinois and we're definitely not from the Midwest. The North Shore of Chicago has its own culture, lifestyle and traditions that only we know. We went to public school because they are better than the private ones. We may not have the ocean, but we certainly have beaches. We've had countless movies filmed in or about our area. We know New Trier will always win. We love partying with Scooter & worship Sarki's even though it's been shut down numberous times for health code violations. We're always 20 minutes from the city. Michael's fries, Kafeine's couches, EStreet's prices, Homer's ice cream, Buff Joe's wings, and Denny's late at night will always hold a special place in our hearts. We're rich, we're stuck up, we're better than you (especially the west suburbs) - and we know it. We're the North Shore of Chicago.
by Old Money; We Do It Best April 30, 2006
Get the north shore mug.A stupid, dumbass show where the only reason the people are famous is because the men have sex every five seconds and a girl named snooky shows her cunt to everyone, mounts them, then punches them.
Playgirl bunny 1 "Did you see what I did to all those chicks?"
Playgirl bunny 2 "Ya, you should be on the Jersey Shore you whore."
Playgirl bunny 2 "Ya, you should be on the Jersey Shore you whore."
by Vagpire November 29, 2010
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