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Cock Squatting 

Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.
Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.
Related Words

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods
Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods
diddly squat by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

squat thrust 

A word used to describe an accountant who works at a large midwestern company
Remember Ron who used to work here, he was very squatty.
squatty by Micah A. January 12, 2008

Squatter 

Person who decides to live outside of ordinary society, often against using property for profit and because of the lack of affordable houses for the masses. Squatters often move into properties that have been abandoned for a long time, mostly in communes. Most squatters hate wasting energy and resources, so they use wood stoves, and often resort to products and food that supermarkets and stores get rid off, many grow their own produce. Many are vegetarians or vegans, have dogs, and most wear and use second hand stuff.
I went to a squatter party this weekend, they had a free store and also sold a lot of hats and jewelry there.

I still can't get used to squatter girls and all their hair.

I have never seen more dreads than at that squatter party.
Squatter by The Dutch Freya August 11, 2008
When that bitch look like bigfoot. Looking like a hot mess, ratchet.
When that bitch look like bigfoot

"That bitch be squatchin."
Squatchin by BlingBlingGalaxy November 1, 2015