twat on a spoon

The new definition for performing cunninglingus on a partner.

What did you do last night when you left the bar? I had twat on a spoon!!!

by Timothy Roden October 20, 2010

Drop the spoon

When you're at a fancy restaurant and your partner drops the spoon to signal it's time for dessert under the table.

- I mean he drop the spoon on me, what could I do?

_ That's soo 90'ies! My BF simply told me to get down to it.

by Mr. Cocksson November 29, 2020

gang spoon

Multiple Men spooning Single target only possible to the creative.

Having one lay face up while 2 men gang spoon from both sides

by steve boll May 21, 2008

captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

by kefka March 5, 2004

wet spoon

The past event of stirring your tea

All I was left with was a wet spoon after drinking my tea!

by Spoonerisms July 31, 2016

Irish Spoon

A synonym for being raped, usually violently from behind by a drunk Irishman.

aah did ye get the old Irish Spoon lad

by Scruffy McDonald February 19, 2009

T-Spoon

see Tolbert.

by Lil' C July 14, 2003