wooden spoon family 

an eye for an eye makes the world blind .

p1: ya wooden spoon family

wooden spoon family by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019

twat on a spoon 

The new definition for performing cunninglingus on a partner.

What did you do last night when you left the bar? I had twat on a spoon!!!

twat on a spoon by Timothy Roden October 20, 2010

Drop the spoon

When you're at a fancy restaurant and your partner drops the spoon to signal it's time for dessert under the table.

- I mean he drop the spoon on me, what could I do?

_ That's soo 90'ies! My BF simply told me to get down to it.

Drop the spoon by Mr. Cocksson November 29, 2020

gang spoon

Multiple Men spooning Single target only possible to the creative.

Having one lay face up while 2 men gang spoon from both sides

gang spoon by steve boll May 21, 2008

captain spoon pocket 

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

captain spoon pocket by kefka March 5, 2004

wet spoon 

The past event of stirring your tea

All I was left with was a wet spoon after drinking my tea!

wet spoon by Spoonerisms July 31, 2016

Irish Spoon 

A synonym for being raped, usually violently from behind by a drunk Irishman.

aah did ye get the old Irish Spoon lad

Irish Spoon by Scruffy McDonald February 19, 2009