Saltery

The amount of 'saltiness' in a word, phrase, or sentence.

"The amount of saltery in that persons sentence is unbelievable.

by McDaniel 2.0 September 30, 2016

Saltitude

Saltiness+Fortitude. Showing resolve and even courage in the face of not just bad odds, but stacked odds. It takes an exceptional individual to not throw in the towel & surrender to forever being salty.
- someone with fortitude but also displays bitterness, jaded, cynical or nihilistic traits

-Boy, Gunny Highway really showed saltitude by defying the Commander for so long, and he still won in the end.

by Itsnodawayitustabe December 23, 2016

Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....

Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.

by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

by Splendidwizard1 February 15, 2018