Saltery

The amount of 'saltiness' in a word, phrase, or sentence.

"The amount of saltery in that persons sentence is unbelievable.

by McDaniel 2.0 September 30, 2016

George Salter Academy

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.

“George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”

by Sciddlyscoobydoo February 25, 2020

salter

salter is when you call the cops on all your opps

damnn thats a salter move whatta pussy

by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

George salter academy

Actual hellhole. Yet it's still fucking freezing, even the devil would live in his own home (more than i can say for some teachers). Corridors smell like shit, just like the grades. Food looks like dead mangled cats and infected with stds. Ratty year 7s everywhere. Girls toilets look like there's been a murder in there. Don't even get me started on the boys, shit spray everywhere. Practically smell the bullshit flying around.

"have you heard of George salter academy?"

"I barely escaped"

by thotticuss December 18, 2019

rowan salter

he is awesome but at most times a crazy fella

rowan salter means crazy

by ur nan is my grandad January 4, 2018

game salter

A person who ruins someones attempt to close some ass.

You: Your buddy Brett needs to go, he's pouring salt all over my game.

Buddy: Yeah, he's a well known game salter in the community

by lebowski9er March 6, 2008

salter

Salter, a word referring to a jackass with nice qualities.

I like Bob, he's friendly. But he's a bit of a salter.

by yb1144 September 9, 2008