March 19th-It’s Appreciation Day For Smart Girls. They don’t need a booty because their brains are more valuable. Whether they’re in a relationship or not doesn’t effect their grind. They got plans for college, not being someone’s baby momma or side chick. They’re not any type of fast girl or Primadonnas. They don’t gotta sneak or lie and they certainly don’t settle for less than what they deserve. They’re the first girls you go to cheat off of on a test! (Guess what bitch? WE NOTICED). They’re really down to earth and sweet girls once you get to know them. SO APPRECIATE US YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
Kody: I got some gifts for you
Jane: why? It’s not even my birthday
Kody: It’s March 19th.
Jane: that’s right! Smart Girl Appreciation day!
Jane: why? It’s not even my birthday
Kody: It’s March 19th.
Jane: that’s right! Smart Girl Appreciation day!
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A phrase to describe a phony person. Though there are different kinds of intelligence, intelligence is intelligence, and street smart is just another phrase people use to divide people, just like book smart, to turn somebody into a 2 dimensional person. Language is meant to hide the truth about people and their intentions, no matter the language.
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smarterchildfucker:*
smarterchild:-
*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it
smarterchild:-
*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it
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Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.
P.Y.T.- "Good morning Silver Fox Stud"
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!
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