Santa

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.

"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)

by Susanea September 2, 2020

Santa

A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal

Santa is not St.Nicholas you stupid little shit.

by manwomen September 10, 2020

Santa Rosa

Santa Rosa, is a city, a small city where School teachers promote adults to inject 13 year old children with heroin to scapegoat them and use them. It’s a town without heart, Santa Rosa is weak not strong, they don’t take care of their own people and often do heinous things then blame people they don’t even know for those things, It’s a town surrounded by vineyards. A town surrounded by wineries and farms, it’s a town that catches lots of pesticide drift and has pesticides And A large amount of nitrates in its water-table. This could be why people who live here are so cruel, so sick, and just plain not good people. As a native of this sick and twisted community, I regret ever being born here, none of my time here was worth it, you’re better off not living at all, than living in Santa Rosa.

Living in Santa Rosa is a horrible experience, being born and growing up in Santa Rosa will make you wish you were dead.

by Hateyoumorethanyouhateme September 17, 2020

Pull a santa

A reverse burglary

David: holy shit! Someone robbed the house!
Kim: wait, no. Someone pulled a santa on us!
David: that tv hasn't been there!
Kim: since when did we have a car?
*mrbeast shows up*
David: did you pull a santa on us?
Mrbeast: yes I did!
Kim: thanks!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

santa

a fat guy in a tight red suit who breaks in to your house every year and doesn't get caught.

oh yeah I know him that fat guy who commits break and entry SANTA

by king._.george October 14, 2020

do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.

Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair

by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017

Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it

I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.

by BigDaddy$ September 4, 2017