Prom season

The few months before prom when girls go crazy looking for dresses, shoes, accessories, etc.

Ron: hey have you seen Becky?
Trey: Nah dude she's been at the store since prom season started.

by Ihatethissm March 19, 2018

Navy SEALS

The most absolute badass, motherfucking, kickass elite special forces in the world. They’re the ones that lit up Bin Ladens ass.

Man those Navy SEALS, they are some tough guys

by SealSniper July 29, 2018

Seppuku Season

That time of the year when everything is going so poorly that everyone begins to contemplate committing ritual suicide

If I get extended on this damn project one more time, it's Seppuku Season.
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus

by Seppuku Sam September 27, 2018

Huntin season

The locals like Stealing Bennys shit at the jersey shore during the summer months

Guy 1: yo that Benny’s got a nice bike
Guy 2: it’s huntin season

by Localbeachkid October 4, 2018

taylor sears

A very nice woman that has the heart of a french queen. Also nice until you piss her off, THEN run.

WOAH, theres taylor sears

by frenchdonkeyyy October 14, 2018

Stain season

The season that the chance of being stained is much greater

Yo, be careful of your surroundings its "stain season".

by saggylikings December 3, 2018

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019