Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.

Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

The Pauser

A movie scene where an important plot photo or written document is flashed up close for a few seconds in a film. One must rewind and pause to read exspecially if drunkin or stoned.

There are five CIA operatives we are hunting notice the one in the russian field jacket "camera shows "the pauser" close up of a photo for 3 seconds" that is your first target. His name is Sam a resturante owner located in Anchorage, you have 27 hours make it look like a cooking accident.

by phatalaskan August 1, 2012

Bicycle Poser

1)Fake biker, a fraud...a biker wannabe

2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...

3) Someone who owns several high end bikes and equipment but does nothing more than ride them around the block or in there basement no more than a handful of times a year.

" that Teresa sure is a Bicycle poser, She only rides her bikes and puts on her bike gear to look pretty but she sure does suck! (in more ways than one).

by Richard elephant February 27, 2013

Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a game like monopoly because you are pussying out of finishing a game when you know you will lose.

You: Just finish the game you're going to pussy pause again
Me: Shut up you ratchet hoe I"m done

by Suny D January 6, 2014

esti-pose

A way to pose for a picture in which one stands on an angle from the camera lens, arches their back, and drops their facing shoulder. It is preferable that one includes a hand gesture with the palm face down and fingers as high in the air as possible. This pose is very common among sem girls and usually not done by the main person in the photo. Accompanying faces are optional and extremely popular.

Photographer: Would u stand straight and pose like a normal person?
Sem Girl: No, I'm doing an esti-pose!

by everythingsfreikentaken April 17, 2014

workout poser

someone who poses as someone who works out to help their personal self-esteem. Often thought to be males who walk around gyms not using the equipment, spending a lot of time at the gym but giving minimum effort. However since the "selfie" females are as common as men, taking full body pictures in the mirror without doing much (if anything) at all. Showing their online friends they are trying to get into shape (or why they stay in shape) without giving effort. Different ways of accomplishing the same goal. Building confidence at the gym without putting in work.

1st workoutaholic "bro, look at that girl. She's been here for a good half hour and hasn't done anything but stand by the mirror."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."

by kid ak August 23, 2014

Turd Pause

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.

Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015