craftal meth

the addiction you experience from playing Starcraft or World of Warcraft

"John hasn't texted me back in days!"
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."

by jessplaysuke October 2, 2011

Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

chaos maths

maths in which the initial conditions of the system effect the final answer immensely, factors such as rounding, will give an answer which is in no way relevant to the actual answer to the subject.

I'm finding chaos maths really difficult at the moment, as my calculator rounds after 20 decimals and it isn't representative of the actual answer, in any way shape or form.

by Halmos March 12, 2016

aunt meth

A super cool person resembling a family member that is just hella fun to be around

Aunt meth is fun af

by imnotblack2532 December 15, 2016

fake meth

Fake Dope...meth that gets you high but wont show on urine tests

I was able to get high off fake meth fake dope people at treatment never knew because i tested clean

by Skittles72 September 12, 2017

prevoc maths

A type of math that requires little to no effort you don't even have to show up.

Becky is in prevoc maths we best not be seen with her.

by peter jackson the thunderbolt June 15, 2018

audio meth

(n) Used in the form of hearing—speedy euphoric music that induces an intense ‘rushing’ effect. Often used when the listener needs an energy boost or wants to get high and cannot afford/find real drugs.

Dusty we got work to do! Crank the volume up on some a that audio meth and let's get this thang done with!

by Dusty Keeks August 1, 2019