bareback mountain 

A play on words combining two terms:

1. Brokeback Mountain, a movie about two homosexual sheep herders who become involved in a relationship that must be kept secret due to societal standards and well as their own safety.

2. Bareback, a term for unprotected anal sex.

It has become insanely played out joke, told usually in offices and other places of work by that unfunny guy who gets all his jokes from mailing lists.

Hurr, Brokeback Mountain? More like BAREBACK Mountain 'cus of all the homo-buttsexing lol!!!111one

bareback mountain by MacTaco September 4, 2008

rocky mountain steam clean 

To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss

"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."

rocky mountain steam clean by Vegan Carnivore September 5, 2006

horrible mountain bike 

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.

I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.

horrible mountain bike by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

Swedish Mountain Climber 

It is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a dildo in your ass making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling Abba songs.

"Last night i was alone and gave myself the Swedish Mountain Climber to the tune of Dancing Queen."

Swedish Mountain Climber by Fuschia Panther April 14, 2014

Trans-Mountain Nap 

When you go to work with an extra sock on your left foot then drive to a remote location at lunch and you use the extra sock to catch your sperm as you finish yourself off.

Joe: "Guys I was taking a trans-mountain nap when a murderer knocked on my window and asked to borrow my phone."
Eric: "Wow!! Did you at least get to finish?"
Joe: "Yea, of course!"

Trans-Mountain Nap by toxic53 March 20, 2016

dude mountain 

An act where several men, often ones who know each other, dogpile on one another while chanting "dude mountain".

Joe got a black eye from a dude mountain while drunk.

dude mountain by sdrawkcaBsihTgnidaeRerAuoY May 7, 2016

shredded the mountain 

to go snowboarding on a mountain

i shredded the mountain all night last night

shredded the mountain by dellro January 19, 2008