Lottery

the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant

I wasn't wearing a rubber, so instead, I pulled a lottery. Hopefully she's on the pill.

by darthdano February 13, 2009

litteral

Litteral happens when people don't remove trash from littoral.

Rio de Janeiro has a horrible litteral.

by kingOsmar4ever February 27, 2016

Litter

Something that is more lit.

The girls chat is even litter.

by Oxy2020 May 22, 2016

Letters From Gerardi

A 2007 parody film starring Christopher Gerardi. The film spoofs popular movies such as Letters From Iwo Jima. It consists of Gerardi writing letters to aquiantances and celebrities that have a humorous result.

Letters From Gerardi is a better parody film than Epic Movie.

by AnthonyCuo March 5, 2007

letterical

Used by those who forget the word "alphabetical" and assume that seeing as numerical is number order, then letterical is in fact letter order

"Just put them in...err...letterical order"

by Horatio666 January 10, 2010

Letterbox

When u beat ur knob head with a tenderiser untill its flat, u lay on ur side and penetrate ur mrs so it looks like ur delivering a letter. U must shout "Postman Pat has delivered" as u climax for added effect. Bonus points if its an interracial threesome as it will create the illusion that jess the cat is there with u

"Ayo u wanna letterbox tonight?"

by Dragomir The Goat May 8, 2021

Portuguese letteropener

When the women is hanging upside down, sucking the mans dick, while getting pounded in the face by his scrotum

Last night i found this Portuguese letteropener and i gave it my girlfriend, 20minutes later she left with a big red spot the size of my balls on her forehead.

by You Nigga You April 12, 2011