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B.A.L.B Syndrome

B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."

Symptoms include:

Bitching for NO reason

Bitching about LITTLE things

Bitching because they are just a BITCH
Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.

Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?

Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.

Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.

Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!

Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.

Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)

Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.
by the awesome couple September 23, 2012
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Q.A.L.A.L.B.

"Take a shot with us."
"Naw."
"Q.A.L.A.L.B."
by S.M.C. L.P. July 7, 2018
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Related Words
LB LBS lbc LBH LBM lbrs LBJ LBT lbg LBB

T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G.

Take Your Last Breath In The Arms Of A Girl/Guy

A phrase saved for when you've found that special someone you just wanna die next to.
Bro 1: Damn that girl is so hot.
Bro 2: Yea man I'm totally gonna T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. her.
Bro 3: Nice.
Bro 2: Yea I can't wait.
Bro 1: So what are you guys doing later?
Bro 3: I don't know, gonna hit the mall or something, maybe I'll head home after and grab a nap.
Bro 2: Nice I love naps.
Bro 1: Yea I do too.
Bro 3: Ok see you guys later.
Bro 2: Bye now.
Bro 1: See ya!
by tomkaye August 23, 2018
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w.g.l.b

W.g.l.b ( Wanna go lil boi )

Use this to pick a fight with that annoying kid
Kid: STUPID KID! YOUR BAD

Me: W.g.l.b
by Friendly neighborhood gamerzz December 26, 2019
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i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d

im tired of living but scared of dieing
boy : i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d
girl: me too
by girlwhohatesliving August 10, 2020
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N.B.D.L.B.

No Big Dicks Left Behind

A group of specific type of female. Usually a female that talks back and doesnt listen. A female that does whatever the fuck she wants. The opposite of a 'Karen'. The kind of female that likes to have fun and is funny as hell. The best kind of females in a group.

N.B.D.L.B.

N o
B ig

D icks

L eft

B ehind
We are N.B.D.L.B. and we support this message.
by BratfaceMee November 4, 2021
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I.R.H.Y.L.B.A.T.S.T.I.R.L.Y

I really hate you Luis but at the same time I really like you
Girl, I.R.H.Y.L.B.A.T.S.T.I.R.L.Y.
by lilrodyyyyyyyw October 14, 2021
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