Double Pedal Jesus Metal

Heavy metal music that is considered religious because of the meaning of the lyrics. Usually awesome when played live.

Guy: Hey have you ever heard of Dear Creator?
Girl: Heck yeah! I love that double pedal Jesus metal!

by Moe-Rawr April 14, 2010

bathtub jesus

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.

I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

jesus year

The 33rd year of your life. Time to get moving and get things done (maybe).

Next year is my Jesus year, I better stop drinking.

by agill December 24, 2008

jackhammer jesus

a dildo in the shape of a crucifix

I found a jackhammer jesus in Kelly's pillowcase

by Big Bubba B April 28, 2004

Jessica

Dis bitch is the dopest, most savage and most gorgeous person that u will ever see. She is just like the one person u can't touch, like if one ho try to touch her, she will literally Murder you. Oh and did I mention she's fantastic in bed and an Amazing kissed. She is just like SUPERWOMAN... any dude would be lucky to get even a look at her......👅

Dude 1: damn bae, Jessica pull in to the parking lot

Dude 2: here she comes
( people start fainting)

by Bad.Bish.in.LA March 10, 2017

stoner jesus

the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana

i cant go out tonite i have to pray to stoner jesus for some weed

by rainbowsandunicorns8492 August 10, 2006

uncle jesse

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone

Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse

by Seany Mac May 3, 2003