Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...
by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008
Get the Grandma Caprio mug.A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.
by WastedCactus July 3, 2014
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The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.
In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".
It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".
It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.
by bloodlet March 17, 2018
Get the Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter mug.The coolest grandma out there, aka Millie Bobby Brown.
(Watch Millie Bobby Brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information)
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“Hey grandma mills”
“Heyoo what up”
“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”
“Heyoo what up”
“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”
by alrightymills February 21, 2018
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when a child eases his way through life, funded by a wealthy grandpa, exclusive private school, and a trust fund to support college post life. sorta like a full ride scholarship but rather a grandpaship.
Uncle James got the full ride scholarship for his academics, no he didn't he got the grandpaship.
Andrew got the full ride for Spain, but maybe he got a grandpaship on the side, since he is everybody's favorite.
Andrew got the full ride for Spain, but maybe he got a grandpaship on the side, since he is everybody's favorite.
by seanetworkz November 9, 2013
Get the grandpaship mug.The chicken I ate from that Japanese restaurant was drier than Gandhi's flip-flop and made me choke.
by Ivanna B. Humpalot April 3, 2015
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