Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent

Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat

by Tione Kinge January 2, 2024

And with your ears, you do nothing

Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.

Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.

by F.Puff February 14, 2024

expected-ettiquette easement

What one person temporarily grants another due to their both always being super-respectful/thoughtful towards each other, and so da person granting said obligation-suspension --- in gratitude for the other person's always thinking of his friend's feelings/desires above his own, just as da favor-giver himself diligently does for da second person --- wants to allow da favored individual extra relaxation, comfort, calmness, etc., by letting him do/have more than his share of whatever easy/enjoyable activity or resource dat he is currently partaking of.

One "prime 'n' pleasant" example of expected-ettiquette easement would be if two cool dudes are in love wif da same adorable hot chick, and one of dem is snuggling naked wif her in bed wif his head contentedly nestled on her warm chest, wif his face buried between her tits. Then da second guy comes along and is considerately asked by da first one if he wants a turn at ear-nuzzling da gal's heavenly-soft chest-pillowz, whereupon said second Mr. Snuggly --- feeling "all warm and fuzzy" himself at his friend's selfless offering to "give up his ultimate-pleasure spot" in order to share da lovely velvety-fleshed damsel's luscious body wif his buddy --- good-naturedly waves off said feelings-sensitive proffering ("Nah, you're fine, Pal --- juss' lie still and relax --- because I'm a nice guy, I'll forgo my own luscious-protoplasm cravings for da time being, and let you stay there and enjoy yourself more, especially since YOU'RE such a nice guy to always think of MY feelings like that!"), and instead allows da currently-contentedly-cuddling dude to maintain his dreamily-enjoyable position, while he himself merely crawls in bed next to da gal from da other side, and then just quietly spoons up against her for a while.

by QuacksO March 13, 2024

Bartholomew the eraser

A very important eraser who is a leader of a group of three

Bartholomew the eraser is a loyal eraser

by Snowmanvr March 20, 2024

Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 30, 2024

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

by Christophlak May 28, 2024