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branch campus girl

A female student attending a branch campus of a university. Usually, the student may choose to attend the branch campus because their standardized test scores or high school grades did not allow them entrance into the more academically challenging main campus. The student is usually characterized by:
1)dyed hair or highlights (dumb-blonde look).
2)Juicy couture terrycloth pants.
3)Fuzzy pink school supplies.
4)SAT scores lower than 800.
5)Highly promiscuous behavior, especially under the influence of alcohol.
6)Attracted to frat boys.
7)Excessive use of the word "like" while out of context.
Branch campus girl #1: Oh my god, like I totally just went shopping and met this cute frat boy at the galleria. He totally like wanted me and like I gave him my number!
Branch campus girl #2: Was he like, a frat boy from Kappa Kappa Kappa? I like totally like hooked up with him on Saturday at the kegger! I was like, so trashed off of Natty and jagerbombs!
by Joe Applesack January 3, 2009
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smilf commune

A community where hot single moms live and raise their children with each woman contributing to the day to day needs of the commune based upon her skills, talents or profession. Helping each other in all aspects of life thus making deadbeat ex-husbands obsolete and not even worthy of being called baby daddies.
Maggie, dreaming out loud said to Scarlett, "Oh Scarlett, let's build Smilf Estates, our smilf commune. It will be Nirvana, I just know it. The Fabulous Femmes will all live and play together. Our children will have so much fun. I will be in charge of domestic affairs, cuisine and children's events. You will be in charge of wealth management, our wine cellar, fashion and finances. Pammie will manage our liquor cabinet, organize cocktail parties and dining out. Lisa will be in charge of academics and etiquette for the children. We can coordinate our dates, playmates and prowling. We shall never need or want for anything ever again."
by GiddyUpGirlFL February 1, 2009
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Anal Combustion

When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast
Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion
by Imakeupstuff August 6, 2012
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apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.
Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!
by Nick July 7, 2003
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apple computer

who cares if it has only one mouse button, if you want another, for fuck's sake, just BUY another one, you dumb shit
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration
Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.
by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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Computer Genius

A person who can use "Paint" The archaic graphics program bundled with Windows
OMG you're so 31337, you can use Paint. You must be a Computer Genius!
by Anonymous September 13, 2004
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