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A Celina is someone who is very kind-hearted but mean at times but she means well and she is a very loving person who has a lot to give. She’s someone who you can trust wholeheartedly and talk about anything and she’ll be there through every step of the way. She’s tall and adorable and beautiful inside out. She cares about her loved ones and doesn’t hesitate to give people another chance no matter how much they hurt her because that’s just the type of sweet person she is. Always so giving and forgiving. Couldn’t love anyone more than a Celina. Celina’s are people who make your day and always make you smile even through the toughest of times. Their too special to let go, keep them.
I’m so lucky to be married to a Celina like she’s truly the best thing that has ever happened to me. How did I get so lucky?
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I was taking the subway youer and word to my mother I saw this big ass Kai cenat getting sturdy on my carriage
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Get the Cerebellum'd mug.Michael Cera IS the sexiest man on the planet. He has appeared in a plethora of movies, and even though people say he only plays one character, THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!! Look at Magic Magic, THAT'S A HORROR MOVIE!!! I say don't mess with perfection and why complain if he is unbelievably sexy in all?!?!
James: I don't really like any of Michael Cera's movies
The rest of society: *performs ritual sacrifice to the almighty god Michael Cera, he is force fed grape juice until his pee turns purple and he poops are a healthy brown color, then he is filled up air and used as a hot air balloon at the annual Cerafest (kinda like Coachella, but a billion times better)
The rest of society: *performs ritual sacrifice to the almighty god Michael Cera, he is force fed grape juice until his pee turns purple and he poops are a healthy brown color, then he is filled up air and used as a hot air balloon at the annual Cerafest (kinda like Coachella, but a billion times better)
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