John the Baptist

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.

Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Baptor

the awkward situation wherein you or your group of friends says goodbye to another person or group, only to realize that both people/groups are headed in the very same direction.

Me: adios man *starts walking*

Nick: yeah see ya *walks away*

Me: *looking over and seeing Nick* BAPTOR!

by sean patrick goggin December 27, 2008

bapt

a child who has been baptized.

Of the two kids, the first is a bapt, while the other is not.

by uttam maharjan April 1, 2013

baptize your car

Baptizing your car is when you exceed 100 mph for the first time.

I’m about to baptize your car.

by mbergy April 18, 2018

baptist birth control

See; Anal Sex.

"Did you at least use a condom?"

"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."

by MrChainsaw90 April 3, 2020

bapple sauce

When you spell apple sauce with a b

🎵IF YOU SPELLED APPLE SAUCE WITH A B YOU CAN CALL IT BAPPLE SAUCE

by Ava2425 May 20, 2022

Bapper

Someone who baps people in first-person shooter games, namely COD. Usually, a bapper uses a double-barrel shotgun (preferably akimbo) and peppers opponents.

Sometimes used in conjunction with the word “rat”. I.e. “Rat Bapper”, where rats refer to a infestation of enemy players in a concentrated area.

Player 1: Yo I think we got a rat problem in the middle area of Mayhem.

Player 2: Lucky I’m a bapper. Lesgo bap some rats.

by Thejellowfellow September 5, 2022