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Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.
"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.
by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010
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augusta

city in georgia where the masters are held each year
tiger woods went to augusta and won the green jacket
by alkatreez May 24, 2005
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autistic

a buzzword used by 14 year old redditors to describe things or people they don't like
"ew i don't like this game it's so autistic lol hahaha i called something autistic for the 500th time xdddd lol funny give me my karma and upvotes now"
by I don't know lmao April 5, 2020
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August 14

national stupid bitch day
this holiday is celebrated for individuals who are:
tall
dye their hair constantly
cry daily
always on ft
“Hey when’s stupid bitch day?”
It’s August 14th!”
by naerag December 9, 2020
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August 8th

August 8th is national go out clubbing day
Let’s go clubbing on August 8th
by I_am_1_fan_broski December 1, 2019
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Augustus

He is an amazing guy and is as trustworthy as they get. He is funny, smart, althletic, and not to mention super hot! He is always there to support you and love you no matter what. But don't get on his bad side because he is ready to stand up to you and prove his dominance. I’d you are lucky enough to be his girlfriend, hold him close and never let go because he will be the best thing that ever happened to you. He has all of the girls falling for him because of his AMAZING personality. He is not shy to speak up for what’s right and you will have a super comforting feeling when he is around. I am so lucky to have him in my life!
Augustus is amazing
by aniston💚💚 December 19, 2019
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August 19

National Shrek is Superior and I am a simp for him day is August 19 (aka my birthday)
Guy 1: Bro do you know what today s?
Guy 2: No. What is today?
Guy 1: August 19 aka National Shrek is superior and I am a simp for him day.
Guy 2: I love Shrek!
Guy 1: You’re such a simp.
by GoatWithGoatee October 28, 2020
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