astrobiophobia

baseless fear of aliens.

Get that astrobiophobia off your mind.

by uttam maharjan October 20, 2012

AstroJob

A handjob using AstroGlide lube.

I'm on my period... want an astrojob?

No we haven't had sex yet... but bro she gives the best astrojobs!!!

by callmekumquat June 17, 2012

astroshot

When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe

Johnny's going for an astroshot

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

astromonically nice

sooooo..... I just made the first word up, if you like space, and something is nice, just say whoa that was astromonically nice, meaning very etc

the ice cream was astromonically nice

by JibberJabbermouth January 23, 2014

Astro buddie

Instead of soul mates they are actually astro buddies because their love and connection goes through space and different countries

When two people are so close they experience the same thing when they are apart.

Eg: when person 1 is over seas away from person two and they get gastro at the same time.

Or when they constantly say the same thing at the same time.
Hey astro buddie.

by Italian plumbob May 29, 2014

Astroblast

The act of washing ones rear end after quite the nasty poop, in the shower.

I had quite a bad sh*t earlier, so I astroblasted your shower. Sorry for the smell.

by Dirtypurv March 7, 2015

Astronoshing

When an astronomer thinks that something is astonishing.

The astronomer thought that the growing amount of dark matter in space was astronoshing.

by Derbypie Life August 8, 2015