angry pirate kickback

after a man angry pirate a woman, she cleans up, goes back into the room and kicks the man's ass hard.

sweetie, this is how you get angry pirate kickback ...

by blackpudding July 29, 2013

angry snake

When your penis slips out and breaks from ramming the taint.

I had to go to the hospital after my angry snake incident.

by skaczII December 22, 2013

angry poop

A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap

Did you here him slam that toilet seat?
Yeah, he must have had an angry poop!

by bad_santa March 7, 2015

Angry Patrick

When you fuck a sponge

I got horny so i did the Angry Patrick

by Poopy face 2015 December 22, 2015

angry grudge fuck

When your bitch piss you off on purpose just to get choke fucked. Often leads to jail at some point

I was about to kill the bitch but it turned into an angry grudge fuck.

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017

The Angry Dike

When a woman sexually stimulates a man's penis either orally or manually until he is moments away from cumming. She then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the ejaculate to retract back into his shaft. This action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in Holland. This is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the fucker deserved it.

Sophia: Tom is such an asshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.

Sophia: Oh damn!

by kaybearbee September 25, 2011

Angry Ian

When a dude shits into a chick's mouth, rams the shit with his cock, and makes her swallow it. After that is complete, the girl shits the shit out and they put the shit between the chick's tits and smashes them together.

Yeah. I totally went down and messed that chick up with an Angry Ian. It was brutal, dude!

by Angry Ian May 21, 2008