Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025

wook flipping

Mixing ketamine and molly (MDMA) or ecstasy.

“We should wook flip for the Of The Trees show.”
“He’s wook flipping right now.”

by flurpy13 April 8, 2025

Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight

When you exuberantly administer a rimjob to a black woman after subsequently sploodging into her rectum with great enjoyment.

"Bro, I'm so freaky, I gave my girl that wonka whipple scrumptious fudgemallow delight"

by govanonmygoghtillistarrynite April 29, 2025

Wooker

Noun
1) A wook who is also a hooker
2) A hooker willing to handle a wook’s weenie

Two wooks tried to pick up an Asian prostitute, but she was not a wooker so they left lonely.

by Ferdinand Junior August 2, 2025

Wonkey pony

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.

“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

Wonkey pony zone

The uncharted territory entered when the crew is ket-wobbled at the same time, communication reduced to silent mouth movements, grunts, and teleporting between dimensions.

“We hit the wonkey pony zone about 3 a.m. — couldn’t tell if we were on the kitchen or in the moon.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

Wonkle Schponk

Another way of saying "weener"

DUDE, PUT AWAY YOUR WONKLE SCHPONK THAT'S GROSS!

by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025