Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

Fap

A term used by Dace Reider to ¨Jerk it¨

Leana left me but I still fapped to her pictures.

by TravisSocks May 5, 2022

Possible Fap Potential

When a girl ugly but got a nice body and you feel guilty so you don't know if you might fap.

Man that butter face has a nice ass but I would never hit it, I might fap later because she got Possible Fap Potential

by armytim114 December 12, 2017

sympathy fap

To masturbate in memory of someone who has just died.

Oh no, Nikki Brutal died! I'm gonna gonna go sympathy fap. She was the hottest streamer I knew.

by BuLL3t1789 December 26, 2016

schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

by Fausnaught April 7, 2015

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it

“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023

Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023